So many possible titles: Burn it all down. The light at the end of the tunnel is Wendy’s. Santa’s dope I love the tooth fairy, actually. More chemistry, less chivalry Swagcity Bet I can...Read More
It is that time of year when the tree slugs come down from their exalted perch and bring joy to the masses. In sky leech lore, this is the season of bloodless feasting. This is The Fribrary Festivus. ...Read More
As I begin my annual month of holiday rest and recuperation, I think of those of you who work for an entire 12 months with heartfelt sympathy. I imagine you poor souls are each like Bob Cratchit hopin...Read More
Potential titles included: They’re not oohing over the hot one You don’t know about Baby Jessica?!? How woke are you You and me and pee go back a long way Wash your hands before you pee I h...Read More