It may be summer summer summertime, but you still have homework:

Conspiracy theories.  That particular one pulls in some good ol’ militias.   This one cuts a little close to home with of my favorite movies, Stargate (#KurtRussell4Life). Your challenge is to come up with your own conspiracy theory.  It doesn’t have to involve Kurt Russell, but bonus points if you do.

Questions:

• What smell/flavor/sight best summarizes summer to you?
• For the next 30 minutes you can appear anywhere in the world.  You can’t take anything with you or bring anything back.  Where do you go?
• Did Trump get us all killed?  The summit with North Korea will have occurred by Fribrary, let’s see if we’re still alive.

Segments:

• That’s how I know you’re 40 – EXTREME EDITION

Jams – we’ve got a lot this week.  If at least one of these doesn’t make your day a tiny bit better, you’re dead inside.

• Ease into jams with Amy Shark
• Shelbie offered me a suggestion of what the kids are listening to
• Chase it with some Pirate Metal
• This band name, song title, and video makes me happy.
• I’m a fan of well done covers
• Sometimes it’s just nice to hear the original artists enhance a classic
• NSFW finale – we’ll stop in South Africa for a mix of English and Afrikaans.  It’s several years old now, but it’s new to me…

Stories:

• Master namer
• Reply if you want to get fired