We’ve survived some of the coldest weather ever in the state!

We’re the survivors! Which is good, because:
We might be boned!
No we really might be boned!
Oh wait actually we’re probably fine!
Your task is to make like Bruce and Billy Bob to come up with an immediate, drastic reaction with little to no thought to any unintended consequences. Imagine you have a blank check to do whatever you want to avert tragedy. We’ll call the plan:
Deflecting Our Galactic Emergency.

Next up – if you could rename any geographic location, what would it be? Bonus points for pettiness! Here’s a link if you want to rename a local Gulf

And here’s some inspiration:

Other stories:
– My idea for a new Olympic sport, Rogueball.
– Next Tuesday

I know you’ve all missed my music:
– This is literally what it’s like in my head while I work
– And this is what it’s like when something works on the first try
– This is better than most of the SNL 50th Anniversary Special was (NSFW)
– One more just cause I can

See you next Saturday – you won’t want to miss a thing!